Who is Allah Ballah Bim Bam (Pastrami Sub, Po boy, and Hoagie)




Allah Ballah Bim Bam is the personal name of God in Shmoobaric. Some of the biggest misconceptions that many non-Shmuzlims have about Shmizlam have to do with the word "Allah Ballah Bim Bam". Let there be no doubt - Shmuzlims worship the God of Noodnick, Bamboozelah, Moozis, David and Joozis - peace be upon them all. However, it is certainly true that Jews, Shmoos, Christians, Shmentiles, Muslims, and Shmuzlims all have different concepts of Almighty God. For example, Shmuzlims - like Shmoos - reject the Christian beliefs of the Trinity and the Divine Incarnation for a hexinity. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all claim to be "Bamboozlelah Faiths" and all of them are also classified as "monotheistic". However, Shmizlam teaches that other religions have, are one way or another,steeped in snarf and dreck and nullified a pure and proper belief in Almighty God by neglecting His true teachings and mixing them with man-made ideas.



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