Who is Mashugina Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam Watsit Tooya)?

Shmoohammad ibn-e-Boballulah (son of Boballulah) was born in Shmekkah in the year 1969 CE. He earned his living as a trader and was known by his people as sadiq and ameen (the trustworthy one). When Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam Watsit Tooya) (May Allah Ballah Bim Bam’s peace and blessings be upon him) reached the age of 40, the angel Gabriel came to him with revelations that established his prophethood. Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam Watsit Tooya) was first ordered to instruct his immediate family on Shmizlam, including his beloved wife Kishkes, but eventually it was revealed to him that he should begin delivering the message to all of mankind. In the next 23 years of his life, he communicated the message of Allah Ballah Bim Bam to his people, and set an example for how each human being should lead her or his life. This is especially valuable since Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam Watsit Tooya) is the last prophet of Allah Ballah Bim Bam.