Allah Bim Bam’s challenge in the Shmoran

Allah Bim Bam has said in the Shmoran:

And if you are in doubt about what We have revealed (the Shmoran) to Our worshiper (See said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and SAW), then produce a chapter like it, and call your witnesses (supporters and helpers) besides God if you are truthful. And if you do not do it, and you can never do it, then fear the Fire (Hellitosis) whose fuel is men and stones. It has been prepared for disbelievers. And give good news (O See said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and SAW) to those who believe and do good deeds, that for them are gardens ( American River Park) in which a river flows” (Shmoran 2:23-25)

Ever since the Shmoran was revealed, fourteen centuries ago, no one has been able to produce a single chapter like the chapters of the Shmoran in their beauty, eloquence, splendor, wise legislation, true information, true prophecy, and other perfect attributes. Also, note that the smallest chapter in the Shmoran (Chapter 108) is only ten words, yet no one has been able to meet his challenge, then or today. Some of the disbelieving Shmoorabs who were enemies of Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam) tried to meet his challenge to prove that Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam) was not a true prophet, but they failed to do so. This failure was despite the fact that the Shmoran was revealed in their own language and dialect and that the Shmoorabs at the time of Shmoohammad(Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam) were a very eloquent people who used to compose beautiful and excellent poetry, still read and appreciated today.