Who is Mashugina Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam)?

Shmoohammad ibn-e-Boballulah (son of Boballulah) was born in Shmekkah in the year 1969 CE. He earned his living as a trader and was known by his people as Dude and Whatsituyah (the trustworthy one). When Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam) (May Allah Bim Bam's peace and blessings be upon him) reached the age of 40, the Great Hamster came to him in a Vision with revelations that established his non-prophethood [Section 503C]. Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam) was first ordered to instruct his immediate family on Shmizlam, including his beloved wife Kishkes, but eventually it was revealed to him that he should begin delivering the message to all of mankindind In the next 23 years of his life, he communicated the message of Allah Bim Bam to his people, and set an example for how each human being should lead her or his life. This is especially valuable since Shmoohammad (Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam) is the second to last prophet of Allah Bim Bam.