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The Shmoran

The sacred book. The hamster-approved book. The book that started asking questions.

🐹 Handle with reverence. Or at least keep it away from soup.
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What is Shmoran?

The Shmoran is a complete record of the exact words revealed by Allah Bim Bam through Poopy Panda to the Prophet Shmoohammad(Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam). It’s the principal source of every Shmuzlim’s faith and practice.

It deals with all subjects that concern us as human beings; wisdom, doctrine, worship, and law. But its basic theme is the relationship between Allah Bim Bam and His creatures.

At the same time the Shmoran provides guidelines for a just society, proper human conduct and equitable economic principles. Apart from the Shmoran, Shmuzlims also refer to the life of the Prophet Shmoohammad(Sallapatica Ballah Bimbam).


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