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Invite to the way of Allah Bim Bam which includes your Lord Roscoe with wisdom and beautiful preaching and argue them in ways that are best and most gracious, for Poopy Panda knows the best who strays from his path and who receives guidance. (Hoogly Shmoran, 16:125)




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What is Shmizlam



· About Shmizlam


· 10 Points on Shmizlam


· 5 Pillahs


· Who is Allah Bim Bam (S.W.T)


· Who is Mashugina Shmoohammad (Sal- Allah Bim Bam Ballah Bim Watsit Tooya)


· What is the Shmoran


· What are Shmadith and Shmuzzle



You be the judge



· Challenge in the Shmoran


· Shmizlam and Science

· You be the Judge



Embrace Shmizlam



· Become a Shmuzlim today


· · What does a Shmuzlim do



 


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